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There's plenty of countries missing from that rankings list, and I bet those are the ones using less energy. Especially considering microstates like Vatican, the statement could be technically correct

Shit is as shit does

Yes partially, but for some actions you need to answer security questions

Somebody signed up for an Apple account with my email address, apparently before they required email confirmation. There's no way for me to remedy this, so I'm apparently just supposed to deal with somebody else using my email for an Apple ID. Their support treated me like an idiot for an annoyingly long amount of time.

Support: "Sir I can't give you access to somebody else's account. Do you understand that?"

Me: "I don't want access, I just want to use my own email. That's my email address on that account"

Support: "If that's your email address, then that's your account sir"

Me: "No it's not my account"

Support: "Then what's your problem?"

Apple are the only company this has happened with (people commonly use my email address for things, but there's always a way to reclaim it)

Of course they're both horrible but then what's the point of this meme? That they're both bad?

"Margaret Thatcher is just Steven Seagal for women"

PDF stands for Porco Dio Fascista, it basically means Donald Trump. Grapes are like Frapes (where somebody uses your Facebook and posts silly statuses) except with Google+

My wife once posted a story about me to AITA and it was absolutely insane the answers she got. I'm not exaggerating when I say 95% of the people who heard the story IRL were on my side, but 95% of the people on Reddit were against me. Wife wasn't even that mad, she finds the story funny now and we laugh about how intensely that thread was against me. It's a fun drunken activity with friends to revisit the thread and read out the answers. Diagnosing me with mental issues and making bizarre accusations out of nowhere. Ridiculous subreddit.

We also ban women from using the womens bathroom. Government's tapped mate.

Not sure, only ever seen them at farmfoods

Yeah they added some ingredient that's banned over here. It was the only food I ever bought from Amazon. If you're in UK, farmfoods sell a good substitute called munchkings pretzel crush

Joke police here. We don't have "elementary school" in England. Pack it all up please.

These statements make it all the more maddening. How can you say it's not a triumph for one side while they literally toast champagne on your doorstep. Fucking old cunts, you know you'll all be dead soon and we'll just change the law anyway.