GiveOver

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's too similar. Can I suggest penext. Like penultimate

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was behind somebody in the queue at Screwfix who was asking for advice after their landlord had glossed the inside of their BATH. What a lunatic.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

Nah not if it's gonna be some tenuous metaphor, but thanks for asking instead of trying to convert people in the atheism community!

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

IT WASN'T EVEN FIG SEASON, JESUS!

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How wild would it be if you actually met an all-powerful entity who created the entire universe. You ask it for some knowledge, and it tells you about the time it got mad at a tree for not producing figs

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+11%3A12-25&version=NIV

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

Its technically the same as renting, but there's a lot of stupid historical reasons that make it awkward. You could be a leaseholder with a 1000 year contract costing a few pennies per year. Which makes you, for all intents and purposes, an owner of the property.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk -1 points 5 months ago

Why? You need a license for everything these days. I had to accept an EULA to install an app so I could RSVP to a wedding recently.

The only mad thing is that the TV license is opt-out and they assume the entire country watches BBC 1

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not a single one of those links is useful. They're either talking about Alexa/Siri listening out for wake words, CIA-compromised/hacked devices, or they're just reporting on the vibes of the public.

I'm still waiting for anybody to show evidence that my phone is listening to conversations.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me Dorminos isn't real?

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren't allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn't be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔

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