Gatsby

joined 2 years ago
[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago
TIN CAN MAN IS A SOCKET FUCKER
[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Did you know its illegal to say that one strong hit with a 20ft speedboat at full throttle into the hull of a cargo ship in the section the two sheets of metal are welded on the broadside of the ship where the rivets are the weakest would take the ship down for repairs for months if not sinking it outright?

Totally, recklessly wildly illegal.

Now, it was okay for me to say it now because I was warning you not to say it. I wasn't saying it myself.

What IS legal to say is that we have a group that meets under the Brooklyn bridge 23:00 on Sundays and the password is sic semper tyrannis.

Its not a fitting sentence because it has nothing to do with the previous statement, but it is technically legal!

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And died from unhealthy gums.

All of your examples are from before sugar was in everything edible

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Hah hah hah hah

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably in an Indiana Jones costume, but a beer instead of a whip. And I usually wear band shirts without a jacket... I haven't tried the hat either I have a midsized mohawk. But other than that, full Indy. Except the shoes.

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

The outer worlds by obsidian

Felt like a spiritual successor to fallout: new vegas, loved the story. I've puttens of hours into it over multiple run throughs, I just can't seem to stick with it to the end. Worst part is I have no idea how close I've got. Was I an hour away from beating it? 10 hours? I think I'll go download it again honestly

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unpopular opinion: chocolate tastes good

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Is that where YouTube poops got their name? Or were they the original shit posting?

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tons of people share the same name in real life.

I'm not gonna flip my shit if the David I'm talking to walks off and another David says hello to me

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Stupid libs ruining everything

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