GarfieldYaoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

pika-cousin-suffering

The CHUD credo: "Everything is sexual deviancy except for actual sexual deviancy, which is fine."

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Minion would be such a good name to call CHUDs, particularly the younger ones.

  • Speaks an incomprehensible language that remotely sounds like English? (Based zoomer rizz sigma soy)

  • Exists to serve the greatest villain in the world (younger CHUDs are scarily enthusiastic to admit they're the bad guys, and get off to the idea of being bad.)

  • All act like idiots, but supposedly that's okay because it's charming to some section of the population.

  • Loud, annoying, and almost everywhere on the internet

  • Generally look the same.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

MF has tit eyes.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hey gamers, by voting conservative you are voting in an "easy mode" for your race and gender.

What are you, a filthy casual? Choose equality, you cheese-loving scrub.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No Ireland, don't do it. You're like the only redeemable western country (maybe Norway and Sweden too.)

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

"One more genocide, bro. Please just let us do one more genocide."

crackers have no right to say any race is criminally inclined when they are this obsessed with killing people they don't like.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

No big muscle-bound himbo top orc bf.

Why live?

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Cashews + Nutritional yeast + a good bit of lemon juice will do that. But imo it's more than just replicating cheese, smoked paprika, garlic powder, and thyme really bring it all together.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

First thanksgiving I contributed to the meal. I made the Mac n' Cheese this year and now I have an annual responsibility to make that Mac n' cheese.

And the kicker? It's vegan.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sometimes I can understand where Brexit is coming from, if I was British, being distinct from Europe would be a point of pride. (Yeah, I'd have to be Bri'ish, but my point stands).

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

So if baby boomers were born in the good times.... and we were born in the bad times....and Robespierre and Lenin were both formed by hard times....

This cliche is not looking good for CHUDs.

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