GarfieldYaoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Capitalist liberty: A concept so good it's illegal to think otherwise.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Dude, cold war's over, you won already.

And if you hate socialism so much, why do you call yourself a national socialist? Sounds like you're the real leftist, not me.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

"What are you going to do? Vote republican?"

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

frothingfash: "W4TCH M0AR FOX! YEW SHULD KNOW DAT RACISM AINT REEL AND DAT ITZ ACTULEE GUD! DANG CAW-MIE!"

Billions must shut the fuck up.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

It's not "media" if it favors the right: the default state of correctness.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't worry, at least the shareholder is getting a good deal.

You invest in stonks, right poors?

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It hit me more out of the blue today, but I think I can safely say that I have hit twink death. I was in denial of this for a little bit, but now I'm more ready to accept it. Now is the time for be to get jacked and embrace DILF birth. In essence, I need to grow up even though I kind of fought growing up for a long time.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

"I asked for more money for my products and now the poors are asking to be paid more so they can afford to give me any money at all. How could this be happening to me?"

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Monopolization of what exactly? The use of the FOSS software?

It's not anyone's fault that FOSS is objectively superior in every way.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Bit idea: We troll them into patenting a bunch of neo-nazi shit under the pretense of "stopping Palestine sympathizers".

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

CHUDs are still calculating whether it's da jooz fault or if they should go run crying to Israel to genocide the scary browns.

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