Futterbinger

joined 5 years ago
[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

What do you mean un-horny? Does seeing daddy wolfman choking handsome twunk dracula not make you fully torqued?

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Can't wait to get yeeted across an intersection by a bumper airbag.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The collapse of the US into a North American Warlord Era is going to be wild.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm sure stocking the ranks with antivax q-anon loving freaks won't result in the next Jan 6 being a bloodbath.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most hunters I know just wanna hang out in a cabin and drink beers with the bros. Same goes for ice fishing.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Belko experiment vibes.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The last time I thought something good would happen in American politics was actually after Bernie. I actually thought there would be some kind of government action on covid. Like real lockdowns, etc. I'm embarrassed to admit it. Of course it all went away the second I heard about the first anti-mask rallys.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Does Orthodox Judaism even allow women to become Rabbis? I'm pretty sure that's the only kind Judaism recognized by Israel.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

It would have played out with flint actually getting their water fixed and those responsible brought to justice. Lmfao "dictator" as if that's worse than having a guy voted in just to do fuck all.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I guess the water just did that to itself.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Americans only remember nine eleven because of the damage to private property. We didn't give a fuck about the pentagon on 9/11, we dont even talk of the people on that plane who died. We don't give a shit about all the hundreds of kids murdered in mass shootings, or simply run over by gigantic passenger vehicles. We didn't give a fuck when like five hundred people were shot in Vegas. We didn't give a shit about a 9/11 worth of people that died every single day for a while there during covid. But oh boy those two big shining towers of private property fall down and we're ready two start two wars and kill like three million people.

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