FumpyAer

Personally, I cum too much for tissues to be a reasonable solution. I'd need like, a paper towel but at that point just use a regular towel.

Also, lotion is honestly terrible to masturbate with, dries up almost immediately. Lube is what adults use.

Have you followed up with the interviewer company?

Yeah, most dietary limitations can devolve into an eating disorder if you get obsessive about it. But also, what kind of person hangs out in the exvegan subreddit? Literally for what?

You'd probably have to prove you've asked them to do it several times and they didn't comply. Save receipts.

Sometimes my earbud falls out and does that

An especially good point made by a maoist redditor:

Kommandram

yemeni armed forces*

it's important to take into account that the ansar allah movement leads the democratic yemeni republic, which has the majority of important points throughout the country under their control, in which they actively restructure the country by implementing actual characteristica of a central state, implementing land reform, overcoming tribalist and religious sectarian differentiations etc. the media especially of the nato countries usually call them 'houthi rebels' in order to present them as a militia, when the reality is that the very 'government' they support through the prolonged aggression led by saudi is the one without legitimacy.

Another relatively good one:

quite_largeboi

I praise them specifically blockading israeli & US shipping while both settler colonial regimes are committing genocide against Palestinians ~~but in all other regards they can get fucked.~~

All evidence points to them being extremely discriminatory in their embargo & that tracks seeing as they are not stupid & have no interest in spending tens of millions of dollars of their weaponry for no reason. Despite western news pretending that they are & pretending that they’re attacking all ships lol. As far as I see it, every nation & organisation on this planet should be disabling or commandeering all ships heading to israel while they commit a genocide.

You'd have to imagine that aircraft carriers have the finest lifeboats available... I doubt more than 100 soldiers would die, probably fewer.

Neoliberal law writing actually does take a long time because they have to workshop it to be as small a change as possible and the implementation has to be complex enough that corpos can find a loophole.

Similar to Biden, except with zero investment in vaccines because he's a fucking idiot.

All three of my suit coats super don't fit my shoulders and chest anymore. Which is great because I spent the first 8 months of 2023 grinding upper body at the gym, but I'm hoping I can get at least two of them adjusted to fit. And I'm starting up the workouts again as of this week so hopefully in a few years I'll reach himbo status.

With or without the Arabic? Lmao

Lord and lady are sorta more equivalent, but that just makes your bit funnier.