Turns out the regular iPad I got (without m1, m2, etc) can't run final cut pro. Bummer. I'm pretty impressed with it otherwise. Guess I'll learn DaVinci resolve instead on my laptop.
Also, I'm planning to reset the iPad and make it think I'm in EU once they force sideloading to be available. But I did find a good solution for ad free youtube. It's called Vinegar and it skips ads on YouTube in Safari browser for a one-time $3 fee.
I remember the music being very good too.
I'm so sorry! That is so sad to lose two so close together! I hope you have some time to grieve. 
What am I supposed to do with all these upgrades anyway? Make the optional challenge mode easier?
Yes, that is the idea, and what you said afterward is also the game design idea. You understand it perfectly, and you don't like it, and that's okay. I'm getting a bit sour on roguelites, too.
The challenge mode in the original was nicely configurable, so if the sequel is the same, make the difficulty to your own taste.
Also, while the difficulty mode has no story relevance, continuing to replay the game does have story relevance. And weapon aspects are a huge part of the fun in my opinion. Not just "a way to make things easier" but a huge increase in variety.
That game is pretty dated at this point. I didn't love it when it came out but I do respect it as a precursor to the indie Renaissance we are having.
It kinda makes sense to price it at $20, though. I can't see sales popping off that hard so might as well charge your True Fans a decent amount. If you really wanted to play it but you cant afford it, pirate it or the original.
It's a roguelite. You're supposed to keep playing after you beat the final boss. There will be more story material to uncover far past that point after some more major updates. Also, playing with different weapons and aspects will interact differently with different boons. That's called emergent gameplay.
If you want, you can cheat to unlock stuff later on if you find it onerous to play so long. I did that eventually in Hades 1 because the difficulty spikes made it impossible for me to continue after a certain point.
I believe in hades 1, the credits rolled again after beating the final boss 10 times.
You should be bending your knees to reach the floor anyway (unless you're trying to stretch your hamstrings or something).
And don't say that bending your knees goes away with age, because that only goes away with disuse. Do strength training or at least bodyweight squats and that won't happen aside from horrible medical conditions.
It's because police have strong "unions"
Unions work even for evil assholes.
New 3dsxl every time, the homebrew scene is wildly good.
You can play any game by downloading straight from the device.
Any press is good press for these clowns.
Free rent without my parents would be a dream.