Freshparsnip

joined 5 months ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Should have bought insurance

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Who's gonna convict him?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Oh, so he's to blame

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They can just grab people and send them to supermax prison in a foreign country without any due process to verify if they were in the country legally or not

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The day he croaks should be a national holiday

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I want to know what it's like in the timeline where Trump was successfully assassinated right before the Republican National Convention

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I blame Trump supporters

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

There's a subreddit dedicated to telling you if Trump has died yet

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

"He'll sign anything that stays still long enough"- Ron Weasley on Profesor Lockhart

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 141 points 2 months ago (47 children)

Trump dying sounds good until you consider he'll be replaced by JD Vance

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats"

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