Freshparsnip

joined 5 months ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and then I will be able and not to do with him and being able for the best to make us feel like we are the only one that has a lot to say otherwise we will have a lot more time for you guys and we will see if they are going on about the show

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it's plausible

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The biggest national security threats are Trump, the Heritage Foundation, MAGA, and Musk

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked "how can I be drunk if I didn't drink it"

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

That's what I've theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Because they're revoking legal status from legal immigrants and arresting legal immigrants and its only a matter of time til they deport citizens too

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

People are still buying eggs?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Is Cruella De Vil a suspect?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh goody. What kind of consequences are we talking?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

What a vague threat

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Wasn't the alleged purpose of tariffs to bring manufacturing goods to America?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Has Tesla not gone bankrupt yet?

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