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Trump Complains He Should Have Won FIVE Nobel Prizes By Now But ‘They Only Give Them To Liberals’ in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

He should win the opposite of a Nobel Prize. Like how the razzies (which he has won a few of) are the opposite of oscars.

Oranges? In this economy? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Cheaper than eggs

Prosecutors trying to 'bias' the public against Luigi Mangione, defense says in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Mangione for congress

Shit posts to Los Angeles. Literal fascist Nazi traitor behind illegal invasion visits our city. Post this shit to a state jail. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

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ICE could ‘run out of money next month’ and is already $1bn over budget to carry out Trump’s deportation plans in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Just send Musk a tweet on x

ICE could ‘run out of money next month’ and is already $1bn over budget to carry out Trump’s deportation plans in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

All while people starve in the streets and grocery prices skyrocket. But all the struggling Trump supporters will be reassured that the big bad immigrants are going away.

America announces reboot of early 2000's Middle Eastern war in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump has been pitching annexation of Canada and Greenland

America announces reboot of early 2000's Middle Eastern war in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wars in the middle east go all the way back to biblical times

America announces reboot of early 2000's Middle Eastern war in c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

The revival of Trump's presidency was a bad idea, cancel it

Tesla Cybertruck burned so hot in crash, driver’s bones literally disintegrated: suit in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Another reason to ditch teslas

700 troops have been mobilized to help ICE in raids in Florida, Louisiana and Texas in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Just point the death star at uncooperative states

Why is cottage cheese the only cheese defined by some relationship to a building? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want condo cheese