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I'll Be Spoiled by My Big Sis Cousin? Chapter 17

there is some merit that large breasts can be attributed to high hormone levels in childhood, brought on by eating animals injected with extra hormones to make them grow faster so they can be killed earlier, but Tyson's stock is at $53 a share so who cares about adverse reactions

Armchair Explorer: I think there's a big continent in the south, I suggest we call it "Big South Continent" Dutch Explorer: Well I found it and that's a stupid name, I call it New placewhereicamefrom English Explorer: That's dumb, I'm going to colonise it and call it New SOUTH placewhereicomefrom

Thanks to how public presential correspondence is (usually, but probably not any more) public record, we know what two previous presidents called their penises.

Warren G. Harding called his Jerry LBJ called his Jumbo

"My dear Watson" my friend said, swallowing deeply, blue icing colouring his lips as though the bitter chill had gotten to him, "it is a three cupcake problem, nothing more."

Would it still be possible to have a shower?

Man posting this has three photos of a stump he removed once, 10 photos of a trip to Spain and 3 selfies done by his niece

A lot of news articles are covering both parts of this (they are mostly unrelated stories), but only Rolling Stone was brave enough to put both parts in the one headline

I love it when posts line up like this

It fun once or twice but still Monopoly, Hasbro couldn't commit to the bit so ithe rules are barely altered. If you're expecting a player is the Asset Manager, who slowly buys all the property and jacks up rent of the whole board, you're going to be disappointed.

I think the funniest thing anyone could do right now would be for HBO Max to delist the episode of Big Bang Theory he is in, because over two dozen posts he would

1. Claim he hates streaming
2. Complain that this is censorship and platforms shouldn't be allowed to remove or restrict content
3. Talk about the viewing figures and repost the promotion of the currently airing second spin off and the upcoming third spin off
4. Nonchalantly state that no one likes or cares about The Big Bang Theory anymore or ever did
5. @jim parsons for help
6. Someone would mention that an episode revolves around his plans to get someone to Mars by 2020
7. Delete all these tweets