Fitzsimmons

lol ok sure is terarria a dead game? what about mario 3? agree with the devs on this one who gives a shit if people aren't mainlining it every day of their life

some kids call their father "daddy" smh

They are and they must. There is no path forward that doesn't massively disinvest from personal vehicles.

the enemy placement isn't exactly amazing in vanilla but it is atrocious in scholar of the first sin. which one did you play?

due to the way causality works it would be pretty difficult to tell a story in any genre where someone's opportunities in life are not strongly correlated to circumstances from their past that are outside of their control (like their birth)

And he's right! It might not be as good as the games that came before it or after it but that bar is so high that it can still be a great game despite it

"I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding 😎"

Indie games are kind of this, but it's hard to make the "paid more" work consistently at scale. Largely because there's a shitload of people making really good indie games and I can only play so many of them.

Almost always food

and the funny thing is that these games launch in such a bad state because the publisher paid for the marketing push to happen on a specific date, so come hell or high water, the game is gonna ship by that date

don't get me wrong, deadlines are extemely important or your project will just end up with infinite scope creep, but games are a massive artistic and technical endeavour, which are two things that can be extremely difficult to estimate

there's gotta be a better way

"I CASt pissed off angel that's going to whoop your ass"

here I was thinking op was talking about the 9th level spell that can summon an extraplanar ally. the CAS of D&D

we're all forced to work within the system, normies do so without questioning it