Firoaren

joined 1 year ago

Doc's been smoking too much photonic mary-janeway

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Sorry

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Damn it seven, you're making the Vulcan stare at your bazongas. That doesn't belong on the bridge.

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Depends? The stock photo format is "you don't surf", but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don't remember off the top of my head.

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Not very swallow if they white breasted ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

And found wanting

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For those who are lucky enough to be unaware, Baalbuddy is the [hentai] artist who drew this. If you like fantasy-trope porn... have fun with that I guess.

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hmm, now why would I know this artist ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Actually, yes, for good reason god dammit. Venus is terrifying. The acid-rain, steel-crushing atmosphere, volcanic climate, weird fuckin' backwards-spin of it's rotation? Shit ain't natural, each day I wake up expecting scientists to find the mustache it's been twirling

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This feels like a glimpse into my subconscious at 2am

Edit: so does this https://youtu.be/V6HmBbp-OY4

[โ€“] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Would you like to report the error? Are you sure? Can you bear the weight of abandoning this? Quitter?

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