FiniteBanjo

Facts about why you should pay more to an unethical company for a use case that doesn't exist smells like a sales pitch to me.

Where are you going to work on your computer for 16 hours straight without access to a wall outlet?

I bet biblical Satan would endorse Kamala but vote Trump, tbh.

What year did Norm die in, again?

EDIT: 2021, so this was probably real.

Oh wow thats so cool, Apple should introduce a way to trade in vital organs to make it more accessible to people of your capacity.

OMG we're totally twinning

$300 for yours if you wanna help me complete my set?

My only problem with this is that YT Shorts aren't a shitty TikTok clone because TikTok was the worst possible version of Vines.

TikTok was malice incarnate. It was made to be a weapon.

And that was unironically the good ending.

Ha, dude bought a macbook at the end. Scammed twice in one Greentext.

Its sad to talk about but

And I completely own all the fault here. I've always either had poor quality content and a half decent schedule or half decent content with a really bad schedule, and long periods with no uploads.

Anything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.

See image above

His argument was super fucked up, too. He said a bunch of really racist stuff. Heard he got a lot more tolerant as he got older, one of the few presidents whose entire life was so completely documented via letters and journals.