Fetus

joined 2 years ago
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

King’s Quest

Damn, that's a good hit of nostalgia!

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 80 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Typical, kicking the can down the road instead of actually fixing the problem. And what happens 292 billion years from now when we all go through this again, huh?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Y'know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I also don't have any studies, but I am aware of xylitol being used in toothpaste, chewing gum, etc., usually with the "assists in the prevention of tooth decay" type of tagline.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sending you a message.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Not yet, ask me again in like a million years.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Big deal, I have explosive craps all the time.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Poochie knows.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

I get that people just refer to them as time machines, but they're actually space-time vehicles.

Before your first journey, you calibrate it to a reference point (mine already had Earth mapped out, with a gravity well depth monitor as a fail-safe) so that you lock your target coordinates in space and time.

But no, it's not teleportation. You're still just travelling to your destination, you just get there as quick as you want and without the need to be disintegrated.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not for a moment.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

He'd likely eliminate the entire human race.

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