Typical, kicking the can down the road instead of actually fixing the problem. And what happens 292 billion years from now when we all go through this again, huh?
Fetus
Y'know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
I also don't have any studies, but I am aware of xylitol being used in toothpaste, chewing gum, etc., usually with the "assists in the prevention of tooth decay" type of tagline.
Sending you a message.
Not yet, ask me again in like a million years.
Big deal, I have explosive craps all the time.
Poochie knows.
Paige no!
I get that people just refer to them as time machines, but they're actually space-time vehicles.
Before your first journey, you calibrate it to a reference point (mine already had Earth mapped out, with a gravity well depth monitor as a fail-safe) so that you lock your target coordinates in space and time.
But no, it's not teleportation. You're still just travelling to your destination, you just get there as quick as you want and without the need to be disintegrated.
Not for a moment.
He'd likely eliminate the entire human race.
Damn, that's a good hit of nostalgia!