You had a long and full life. I’m sorry for your family’s imminent loss.
Fester
joined 2 years ago
200,000 scripts are ready with a million more well on the way.
Oh… well fuck that then. Unlabel it.
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1998: That would be a waste of a perfectly good cable. Never know when you might need it, so it goes in the box with the others.
2023: The fuck are all these cables for? I’ll make a meme… but only with one. Never know when you might need the others.
I know it seems like real life from this perspective, but we’re actually in a Dick Tracy villain origin story.
The 150 grammer
I miss 100% of the shots I do take.
We are not the same.
Wait so he’s not burning in hell with Epstein, Hitler, and Kissinger?
They would need shit resistant masks then.
Even in solid red or blue states, there’s always 15-40% that consistently vote the other way. Maybe not in bumfuck county specifically, but overall throughout any given state, there’s at least 1-in-6 people who probably never vote Republican at worst, and more than 1-in-3 at best. That’s a lot of people.
Louisiana does look especially bad though - worse than being a Democrat in TX or FL even.