Fester

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[–] Fester@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Phone = small

Tablet = medium

Desktop = big

Laptop = worst mashup of everything

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s also an easy way to show new users one basic front-facing feature on Lemmy that is different from Reddit - which is a good idea on its own, but especially because Reddit used to display upvotes/downvotes this way and then removed it entirely, probably for manipulative reasons.

It’s good to be able to customize, but better to have the default option be an improvement over the alternative. Even more-so when the change isn’t jarring.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hardware that is supported by ads or requires a subscription should be free, or better yet, not exist at all. Fuck paying $800+ for a TV that leeches forced ad revenue on top of the sale.

And fuck the TV manufacturers for enabling this behavior. Bring back non-smart TVs. I’ll never use Roku or Google built-in streaming, so they shouldn’t be on my TV at all.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

ahh, chesticles

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps we can simply process the camel and spin it into string?

Once that’s over with we can use the same method to mass-produce Camel McNuggets.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

I think there was a common saying “it’d be easier for an elephant to pass through the eye of a needle” to describe something really difficult. Camel was substituted in regions where they had camels but not elephants. Jesus was memeing irl for his local audience.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 130 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (45 children)

Also

Mark 10:17-25

The Rich Man

As he was setting out on a journey, a man ran up and knelt before him, and asked him, “Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?” Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone. You know the commandments: ‘You shall not murder; You shall not commit adultery; You shall not steal; You shall not bear false witness; You shall not defraud; Honor your father and mother.’ ” He said to him, “Teacher, I have kept all these since my youth.” Jesus, looking at him, loved him and said, “You lack one thing; go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; then come, follow me.” When he heard this, he was shocked and went away grieving, for he had many possessions. Then Jesus looked around and said to his disciples, “How hard it will be for those who have wealth to enter the kingdom of God!” And the disciples were perplexed at these words. But Jesus said to them again, “Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

That was Palm Sunday lol. Fuckin murdered the guy later that week.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 103 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So it’s whoever decided to make Easter the first Sunday after the first Saturday after the first full moon after the spring equinox’s fault, this year.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Just having NPCs say your character’s name in games where you choose your name would be a good start.

“Tell me, Dicky Normas. Do you believe in Eorzea?”

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Putin orders development of homegrown rifles that can be fired by next generation of young conscripts with stubs for hands

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Literally the opposite of what the fucking Bible says but ok Brian.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

You’ve activated my countersue card!

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