Fester

joined 2 years ago
[–] Fester@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Kids just aren’t allowed to have fun anymore

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Look how they massacred my boy

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

Me and the boys getting ready to do some olympic level mental gymnastics on Fox News

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

They would slash their own salaries to $7.25 or less and enjoy the usual net pay raises from their billionaire donors and stock increases as a reward for keeping it that way.

And voters will cheer them on for being so selfless and suffering with the common man.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“He can’t just transfer it! He needs to launder it through a casino.”

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’re not morally satisfied with anyone who’s not a white father of at least 5 children from at least 3 mothers.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

They had me in the first half

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I hate it when Louisiana takes my balls

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’d be happy to make new hats and take more money from rubes, especially since they’ll self-police each other for wearing the wrong hat.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
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