There’s a little clapperboard on it that says “The Casting Couch”
Fester
joined 2 years ago
Showering would upset his molting cycle.
I’d just get a real one - “Magic Wand Original” or the rechargeable version. There are a lot of fakes, so I’d avoid any counterfeit that tries to look real, or just get an altogether different massager. Go for a reputable authorized retailer like Adam and Eve or Good Vibrations.
It melts certain types of headaches too. And yes, you can use it on your dick.
I bought one for my wife thinking we’d use it to lazily pump out orgasms, but 90% of its usage ended up on my shoulders and back. That was their original intention after all. They rebranded it to distance the Hitachi name from sex stuff, because that’s what everyone thinks it’s intended for now.
Anyway, go for the wireless one.
Well done, cmdr. o7
My slug sense is tingling
“Oh. So, their cum.”
Lizard people are able to disrupt electronics like cameras and microphones.
“Free calls. Free internet. For everyone. Forever.”
Well I only opened the article to see the aforementioned buttcheek indents