Fester

joined 2 years ago
[–] Fester@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

“Oh yeah, that’s so fucking normal. I’m so good at this. Also please bring 7 bottles of warm syrup and 6 waiters.”

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s easy to just reach out to the artist and request permission. They have agents for that sort of thing, the campaigns have staff that can do that sort of thing. It’s gotta be better than making assumptions with your blanket license and then getting bad PR and lawsuits after the fact.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Do you know if people still play galactic starfighter (GSF) in SWTOR? Or if it’s gotten any updates? It became my favorite thing to do in game, but it wasn’t very popular, and last time I tried I sat in queue for a while before giving up. (I liked Squadrons but that also tapered off quickly.)

The rest of the game is great too. I treat it like FFXIV - play every now and then to catch up on the story, though it’s been a while since I’ve played SWTOR. I don’t know if I agree the story content is better than FFXIV (after ARR at least - especially Shadowbringers and Endwalker), but I can see why some people would like it more. It’s consistently good from start to finish. Anyone who likes Star Wars and gaming is missing out on a huge variety of stories and fun if they don’t play it.

Anyway, might need to give it a go again.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’re wrong! I can’t do either.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

climate change

It’s been a while since I’ve been able to walk my dog at 4:00 pm in the summer. Sorry pup, gotta wait till twilight so your paws don’t melt on the pavement.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

$1000? You must have great insurance!

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 76 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Compromise: The off-screen mic should be at half volume and use a high-pitched chipmunk voice changer effect.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Every game I play teaches me that I will immediately die in real life if anything bad ever happens.

Every FPS - shot dead immediately. No respawning.

Scary game - heart attack immediately.

Every sword game - maimed horrifically.

Zombie apocalypse - eaten immediately, and I’ll turn into a fat one that explodes later.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“This is yours now, son. A little bit of water spilled on it 3 weeks ago, so it will fall apart if you use it.”

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago
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