FeloniousPunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And the fucker can’t even dance!

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I had first read op as “antidepressants” and I was VERY confused at your response.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He would be the dead one.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Somebody needs to take a long, hard look at their short, stubby dick, and get real.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m afraid of listening to Grateful Dead for the fear of possibly liking it.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mine is 4,242 km (2,636 mi). I will never go back.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I certainly would.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Pay attention to your body language. Try to look comfortable and confident. Being tense and on-alert can be off-putting. Don’t sit with arms folded or hands clasped. Be open and welcoming with the conversation.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

The Peripheral

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

Gross. Those hotdogs need to be grilled first.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today -2 points 5 months ago

Are you high?

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
 

Do cats and dogs have a dominant front paw, left or right? Bonus question: If so, are the statistics for dominance similar to that of humans?

 

I can’t help but imagine the coming tunnel collapse, traffic disaster, or environmental catastrophe from this project being blamed by Boring Co on “state and federal regulators who didn’t do their job”. Because you know they will.

 

It will be an interesting case study to watch Jim Justice during his term in the senate. How long until he’s wiped his billion dollar debts and becomes a millionaire again?

 

I repaired a sticking door to the garage today. Now it opens freely and effortlessly when you turn the knob.

 

Absolutely nobody:

Me: I wonder if the Pointer Sisters ever performed the Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleventwelve song in concert.

 

Here’s another article about how rich Jeff Bezos is. Be sure to have a barf bag at the ready.

 

I would submit the people who are working here don’t actually make $200k and probably burn to a crisp at 6 months, if not sooner. I don’t think there’s a bigger red flag than this guy. Run. Away.

 

It’s great to see jetBrains communities here.

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