FatVegan

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

My family is full of semi hoarders, i'm quite the opposite, and i often really don't get them.

But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her "nice ass". To which she answered: "you guys are really original, you know that?"

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

But "dumb" animals are fine? We even torture them because we think they taste cool.

I think most of the world's problems could be solved with a bunch of home alone style traps.

I bet you don't get a lot of things.

Idk, but they all look like shit. To some asshole it's worth 120 million dollars. We live in a clown world.

Not in american history class, obviously. But the resto the world, sure.

Just imagine how hard they can think now with all that money

I really thought the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is what america needed. The second time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is really gonna keep his promises. The third time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star surely is not gonna just lie again.

Alright, just 3 or 4 more times, but then i'm really slowly gonna lose patience.

Because everyone who was in prison will kill your family for a few hundred dollars. Yes.

For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.