One of the things I like about this one is that the containment procedures include:
As a way of limiting the impact of the anomaly, Foundation staff are to monitor all educational institutes for high rates of bear attacks
Implying that educational institutes have some rate of bear attacks that would not be considered "high."
They do not. Please quit with the stereotyping of all of Alberta as being some kind of "Texas North." Last election was a near 50/50 split between Conservative and NDP, and we've had an NDP government in the recent past. Would not be at all surprised if we have an NDP government next election, most Albertans are not fine with foreign governments taking over Canada.