FUCKRedditMods

joined 2 years ago
[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago

God this little fucker is ADORABLE

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I’ve been a redditor for ~14 years and knew reddit was dead ever since they scapegoated ellen pao to make a bunch of shitty changes. And the only reason I’ve been able to use reddit this long was old.reddit. They are so insistent on change for the sake of change, and change for the sake of satisfying investors and advertisers. They don’t give an iota of a fuck about their actual users.

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I’m already too dead inside to muster up the energy

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My comment is nowhere to be found now

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It’s the kind of work that makes you feel fulfilled and accomplished though. I bet OP would be better off mentally in 2 years if he fucked off to alaska and built himself a cabin. Hell, I bet I would too.

This corporate wage slavery is so fucking detrimental to my well-being. I want to solve challenges and make decisions of consequence. I want to have agency in my life.

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

In other words I’m a mistake of evolution.

(Jk all the other shit humanity has done to destroy the planet and allow 100 people to have half of the world’s wealth are the mistakes.)

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I like to spread my DNA without replicating it.

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago

Literally can’t even imagine the US doing something like this with current political climate and congress full of rich geriatric cunts who each own 6 houses.

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Was the original joke a horny sonic one? because that third panel significantly subverted the expectations established in the second panel lol

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I hated that shit (the dysfunction in my medicine’s absence) so much that I quit taking adderall altogether. Now I have to deal with my ADD but my OCD has settled down in direct proportion and I’m in much better shape physically and have a normal/healthy sleep schedule for the first time in years.

Not having wildly sweaty and stinky feet, grinding teeth, spending all day to swallow phlegm, or spending 5 hours at a time jerking off my limp dick as I open 300 tabs of porn looking for the perfect one—these are all plusses as well

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