Sounds like you need to fortify your garden with a defense in depth strategy. I recommend a few wide bands of barbed wire with landmines interspersed, leaving gaps to funnel your squirrelly opponents into pre-sighted killzones where you can hit them hard with entrenched machine guns and artillery/air support. Supporting this you should install a few anti-aircraft batteries in such a way that they cover each other's blind spots in order to defend against aerial assaults on your strawberries. Hopefully this will prove sufficient and you won't be forced to break the nuclear taboo. Good luck 
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I dunno, all the slurs and gratuitous feet shots get old. Yea I enjoy some of his movies, but scenes like his "dead [slur] storage" bit in Pulp Fiction get to be really grating.
It was cathartic to see him get immediately blown to pieces in Django Unchained, and seeing a theater full of Nazis getting machinegunned will always hold a special place in my heart
Tarantino always writes himself a role so he can say the n word or get feet pics of attractive actresses
Scooby doo taught me the lengths people will go to in order to profit from real estate. Most of the time it seemed like it was some rich dude trying to scare people away so they could buy it for cheap
Now imagine muslamic style individuals smashing planes into the burgers
I've been collecting Chick Tracts I find laying around, and my Holy Grail is finding a copy of the one about the satanic game of dungeons and dragons, titled Dark Dungeons. Unfortunately it's a niche subject and not included in their variety packs, you have to order it specifically, which means unless I find a very specific crank still caught up in the satanic panic there's a very low chance of ever finding it in the wild
It's not even the only time of year they do this shit either, chances are they'll fence it off for the month of December for a similarly stupid winter "festival" that also leaves tons of trash to be uncovered by the melting snow. It wouldn't even be so bad if they rotated it around to other parks, but it's literally always this specific park in a poorer/less well off area of the city.
Suburbanites will flock to it though, clogging the area with SUVs and jacked up trucks because their soulless sterile suburban wastelands lack any sort of community or organic celebrations, so they feel obligated to pay $120 for a family of 4 to look at the shittiest, hollowest, most cynical take on a Halloween/fall festival for 30 minutes before they get bored and fuck off back to their cookie cutter suburb.
Accidentally posted my rant in the wrong mega
Fucking fantastic, yet another private "festival" has fenced off the public park near me, blocking access for 2 full months. And of course it's never the public parks in richer areas that get taken over by this bullshit! These bastards enclose a supposedly public area and charge $30 a head to wander around a public fucking park looking at plastic pumpkins while listening to a mix of generic spooky music and Disney soundtracks. Not to mention they leave their garbage all over the place and tear up everything driving around in giant pickups. Yesterday I accidentally wandered into their cordon because they hadn't finished fencing it and I had a couple dipshits escort me out by driving behind me to make sure I didn't look at their shitty fake jack o' lanterns.
Apologies for the rant but it pisses me the fuck off
Amerikkka delenda est 
This is what amerikkka has killed millions for, cheap plastic junk idolizing soulless neoliberalism.
Amerikkka delenda est
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