FALGSConaut

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Israel has warned 24 hospitals in Gaza to evacuate, saying they will be bombed

"We definitely didn't bomb that hospital!" Says the guy who told the hospital he was going to bomb them

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a poorly made hand rolled cigarette that you smoke after having an affair with your third mistress

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I'm not a religious scholar or well versed in Judaism but aren't there restrictions on tattoos?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

depends, some have animal products and some don't. Mead is the first example of non-vegan alcohol but there are plenty that use animal derived ingredients

disclaimer: I'm not a vegan

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So stubbing my toe was not only my own 9/11, but the Vatican's 9/11?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I ended up getting the standard "we condem the violence of both sides smuglord " without touching on our government's support of and weapon sales to israel. I ended my letter by saying I wasn't surprised one country founded on genocide would help another to do the same and I'll admit I was a little disappointed they didn't react to that. Ah well

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

because-of-the-implication bricks can be thrown

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

well I'm glad I missed that

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my message to any state or any other hostile actor thinking about attacking israel remains the same as it was a week ago: Don't. Don't. Don't.

Inspiring words from the sundowner-in-chief

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

It's really incredible what they're able to accomplish while under embargo by isn'treal, Palestinian spacetime mobile missiles might be the only weapons capable of defeating Juche necromancy

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wtf is "normal" anyway? Who gets to decide what normal means? What counts as abnormal? I have no clue, but I sure as hell hope I'm not a normal dude

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