FALGSConaut

joined 4 years ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer. She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.

chefs-kiss uncritical support to our javelina comrades and their campaign against g*lf

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

It's looking like Kevin Owens has Roman Reigns on the way out! But wait, what's this!? My Gawd it's Yahya Saree with the steel chair!

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It helps that my family doesn't give a shit about where our ancestors lived and care more about how we're related to other members of our ethno-religous group. Like they'll meet someone with a certain last name, ask a few questions about grandparents and your mother's maiden name, and figure out you're second cousins three times removed, that sort of thing. No one's looking back to see which corner of eastern europe they could claim right of return to just because their great-great-great-great-grandfather lived there

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I support future chairman of the Indiana Soviet fidel-salute-big

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

So glad my relatives that are into genealogy/family tree research see DNA companies like this as cheating

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I volunteer to be a very warm cuddler, I have too much body warmth

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you have to be hairy to be a bear? Or what would you call a cuddly guy who isn't hairy?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Fucking king shit coming from their dad, sounds like he gets it where it counts

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh absolutely, between people being buried by tons of concrete when Israel bombs their apartment building, people being completely obliterated, and other horrible ways humans can be wiped off the face of the earth the Gazan health authority's count is bound to be an underestimate

A slight aside, and I forget where I originally heard it, but I remember hearing that one thing that people never understand when they see pictures of devastated urban landscapes, whether from a natural disaster or war, is the overpowering and ever present stench of rotting corpses that have been buried in the rubble. You can't look at Gaza and tell me there aren't hundreds, if not thousands, of people that haven't been accounted for in the official death counts

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I'm always down to hear about another leftist content creator, and especially one that's a fan of such a niche ttrpg! Thanks for the recommendation, I'll have to check it out after class!

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You forget that paper is from the mid-80s. I don't understand why people think they just stopped replacing birds. The authors of that paper based it all on declassified documents that were almost 30 years old even then! If anything the government just got better at hiding what they were doing, mark my words in another couple decades it'll come out that it's not only the pigeons and starlings that have been replaced but also robins, seagulls, and a variety songbirds!

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll put it on the list after I get a hang of Russian, I'm struggling to escape monolingualism as an adult and it's hard

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