FALGSConaut

joined 4 years ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It's not like they have a word for it or anything...

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I need to rejoin the row-letariat, my rowing machine has been a laundry mat since I stopped posting rowing every day threads

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

They're doing 4 parts to this thing‽ Just make a tv show at that point! I was thinking about checking it out when I thought it was just two parts, but double that?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 84 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Armoured vehicles donated to Ukraine by Canada not suitable for driving off road

Lmao what a joke, the MIC can't even make an off road vehicle anymore. They break down when you try to take them cross country. Good thing all war takes place on paved roads then right?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao I missed the last part with him being helped down the stairs, also yea it was incredible how 98% Hitler bungled the abortion question and handed a layup to 99% hitler

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Some of the highlights off the top of my head:

-They argued about who's the better golfer

-Biden tried to call Trump a fat liar in the weakest possible way, it did not land at all

-Whenever Trump was speaking Biden was either in standby mode or being jokerfied on stage

-Multiple instances of Biden completely losing the plot and going off on unrelated tangents

-Trump called Biden Brandon to his face

-the time Brandon said something along the lines of "and one more thing" and stopped dead and just stared

There were others but those are some of the bits I remember

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

That's why he sounded like he was dying of thirst, his handlers know if they gave him a cup of normal water he would choke to death on stage

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Lmfao this might be the best one

It's a $5 can of water that they advertise as "full of the same performance enhancers Biden took before the debate"

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
  1. Yes, mostly sativa flower smoked from a bong

  2. No, to the best of my knowledge. I won't ignore the possibility I had an asymptomatic case, but I've never tested positive for covid

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I set up a beach umbrella surrounded with an electric fence and charge people by the minute to stand under it. I offer to switch on the electric fan for an additional fee. I am an entrepreneur contributing to society.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Then I'm no homie of you. Pidgeons are good cute birds we abandoned. If you don't find their coos adorable then I don't know what to say

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