I'm so disappointed by this thread, I can't believe hexbear would permit this. 70+ comments making fun of Americans?? And not a single comment to make fun of those perfidious diet Americans to the north? Those so-called Canadians too easily skate by in obscurity, happily applauding Nazis and sweeping their foundational genocides under the proverbial rug!
FALGSConaut
joined 4 years ago
Most unrealistic part is him walking to McDonalds
Lmfao, what a joke country. I visited the us a few months ago and was excited to see a pow-mia flag in the wild, at the time I thought it was just the town I was in showing off their brainworms but it turns out it's the whole dang country flying these flags
Yea, probably some drek about how he forgot to include human nature in his calculations. No comrade Sheldon for us I guess
Wait, so canonically Sheldon is a communist? 
One out of two gets a flesh light! The one without follows him! When the man with the flesh light cums, the one who is following picks up the jizz and continues the weird ethnostate
These are made by people who would be posters if they were on the internet
Canada does, but for the most part it's just boring advertising and not the wacky shit you get down in the states. You occasionally get an anti-abortion billboard but nothing as intense as what you see down south. Although I used to work for a guy who put up a whole bunch of anti-abortion and pro-trump signs on his land along a highway, including a whole fake graveyard for the unborn babies. Same dude flew a Confederate flag in his backyard
I mix it up, sometimes I use spaces, sometimes hyphens, occasionally just capitalizing the first letters
Thought you were going to go the route of the Count with those first "aha"s
Vun soyjack aha, two soyjack ahhahah, three soyjacks aahh ahhh aahhh
Al Jazeera, Telasur, and CBC for the most part, though no where is perfect and all have their blindspots/weaker areas. Plus a bunch of assorted other sources on a lesser basis (BBC, guardian, independent, fox if I want a peek into 
brain) and hexbear news megas of course
Depends how much rum/whisky/liquor of choice you throw in there