FALGSConaut

Did you know it’s illegal to say “I want to blow up fossil fuel infrastructure”? It’s illegal, it’s a bannable offense. It’s one of the only sentences you’re not allowed to post. Now, it was ok for me to say it just then because I was telling you that it’s illegal to say “I want to blow up fossil fuel infrastructure”. I’m not actually saying it, I’m just saying it’s illegal to post it. It’s kind of like a public service, I’m letting you know so that you didn’t go out, and accidentally post something like that. But what’s really interesting, is that it’s illegal to post “I really really want someone out there to blow up fossil fuel infrastructure”. That’s illegal, extremely illegal. Very very illegal. But not illegal to post “with a mortar launcher”, because that’s its own sentence. It’s an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so that’s perfectly fine. Perfectly legal.

I also found out it’s incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on Hexbear and say something like “the best place to fire a mortar launcher at a pipeline would be a remote area, because of the minimal security and you’d have plenty of time to escape”. Insanely illegal. Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal. Yet even more illegal would be to post a guide to infrastructure sabotage. INSANELY illegal. Ridiculously, horribly, bannable. They will come to your house in the middle of the night and ban you. Extremely against the law.

One thing that is technically legal to say, is that “we have a group that meets fridays under the Brooklyn bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannus”.

Fun facts, back in the day people would often move their entire camps to the site of a moose kill rather than trying to transport the body any distance, it was easier to pack up and move everyone than drag a moose through the forest and brush

every day I get closer to

In order to combats israels elite jizz retrieval unit Hamas must introduce the sterilizing microwave gun. They must not let the iof open up the cum gap, their strategic reserves of cum is already one of the largest in the world!

Meanwhile you have dudes in the Al-Qassam Brigades popping out of tunnels and hand delivering straight to a merkava

Hamas broke into cars and adjusted the drivers seats to slightly inconvenience the settlers when they returned

I love that the unhinged fascist theocratic ethnostate has nukes, nothing will ever go wrong with that

Nothing new for Biden, last time he was preemptively blaming black people for not voting for him.

"If you don't vote for me you ain't black, jack!"

Oh shit I did not realize he directed that episode! By far one of my favorite star trek episodes, quoting Marx and recoiling like a vampire confronted with a cross was

Anti-sementism

Fellas is it gay to cook?