That depends, is there a feather over their mouth that goes up and down with each breath and are they wearing a sleeping cap?
FALGSConaut
joined 4 years ago
The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.
Americans didn't get horny for Soviet men
I have photographic evidence to the contrary
The jokes write themselves!
I'm betting on an airliner being downed over a major metropolitan area
The entire funeral industry is incredibly predatory, there are so many scumbags who have no problem trying to upsell grieving families on more expensive caskets, arrangements, services, etc. My family almost fell victim to one of these scummy funeral homes, they had a flashy presentation and everything that always presented the most expensive options first. I'm so thankful that my parents got in touch with a non-profit funeral home that's partnered with their church, they charged a fraction what these profit seeking parasites wanted to and were way more caring and compassionate.
Fuck for profit funeral homes, nothing but parasites that take advantage of people during some of the worst moments of their lives.
I don't want to work on this paper, its boring and I have zero interest in it and its due tomorrow 
this prof gives us 0 guidance on what he wants other than "its out of 25 points and worth 20% of your grade good luck" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I just "acquired" a stack of Taylor Swift cups from where I work and I'm going to see if I can sell them to swifties. They were willing to pay $10+ for the dang things so here's hoping they can help me pay for school
yo it's ya boi Freddy Angles here
If I could a sky burial is how I'd like to be disposed of, but unfortunately both the law and my family are opposed to this idea and I'll be too dead to argue with them. Next best thing would be a natural burial with a tree planted over me, I can't think of a better grave marker than that
THERE were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.
We are taught that the deaths of one royal family was a terrible tragedy, and never asked to think about the uncountable people that family had slaughtered at their behest. In other words, something something trolley problem something something pull the lever and kill the royals
The country is trash (death to
) but I think the maple leaf flag is pretty good. It's instantly recognisable from a distance, not too crowded, and just looks nice imo