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They're gunna lose a crew to scurvy or yellow fever

How about: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dong?

I'm going to spend time with my family and try not to think about how I have to work on Christmas

I used to hate golf because it was boring and heralded the end of Saturday morning cartoons. Now I hate golf because it's a waste of good land that could be a nice park, instead maybe a dozen rich guys discussing how they're going to dump toxic waste in a river or whatever

I wonder if the weapon(s) used came from Ukraine...

I'm surprised they didn't learn from America's "war on terror", it seemed like every other week they'd announce "we killed the current top guy" and it didn't change much

Westerners are just used to the idea that they can just dictate the course of a war according to their own whims because they haven't engaged in peer to peer conflict since Korea or Vietnam. All western militaries know how to do is killing innocents and bombing civilian infrastructure. War is something they do to other people, not a conflict where their losses may match or exceed the other side.

Obviously it'll be the most terrifying force imaginable: Muslamic-style Communists from North Korea

It's actually legal as long as you rewrite but replace "kill the president" with "john fetterman's address is 123 Genocide Lane"

My guess is a combo of releasing good movies to take advantage of the holiday season and not "wasting" them by releasing in the general New Year/Post Christmas spending slump. Release the slop when theatre attendance is at it lowest anyway and save the ones they're banking on for more popular seasons. It's also a little chicken and egg, is attendance low because shit movie releases or are shit movies released due to fewer people going to theatres?

The boys are just trying to trade stolen lobsters for Lebanese hash and get caught up in a high-seas pursuit while running from the us navy