FALGSConaut

I read that as grunts from Halo 1 and started wondering if there was a video of an IOF troop pulling the pins on two grenades and charging

Lmfao of course he's a 27 year old major hiding under a blanket like a child afraid of monsters under the bed

IOF-Blanky

Yeah I know the cracked glass isn't why they're being replaced, I was just having a little fun with hyperbole

Even his campaign video starts with shots of Jan 6 with a shitty horror movie trailer soundtrack. And then it's just Genocide Joe talking about how "we want more freedoms and rights, not fewer". I don't know how you would even parody this, it's just so ridiculous

I love that a multi-million (billion?) dollar aircraft has the same problem as an iPhone where a single crack means you have to replace the whole thing. The USAF should start lobbying for right to repair lmao

Air superiority was my job for quite a while

I have flown the MiG-29

As far as I am aware, the US first got their hands on a mig-29 in the late 80s or sometime in the 90s. So based on the timeline this guy was, what, flying "air superiority" missions in Panama? Grenada? Maybe during one of the times America bombed Iraq? I wonder if he's ever seen an enemy aircraft while he's in the air, let alone had to deal with one trying to shoot him down or intact enemy anti-air systems

I love the idea that the special soldiers that exist to sneak onto land from the sea are incapable of swimming due to the amount of shit they're lugging around

One downside to learning Russian is now I am annoyed at my "Welcome гю гнe Pдягу" poster

Get mad at people who replace Latin letters with letters from other alphabets that look similar but sound completely different

Oh I agree that it's not surprising that their bodies haven't surfaced, the ocean is huge, but I thought troops that are unaccounted for are declared MIA and not KIA. Them being declared KIA makes me think they either recovered the bodies, which the military hasn't admitted to, or that the military knows they were killed and the "falling overboard" is some sort of cover up. Or maybe I just misunderstand how the US military categorized MIA vs KIA

So those two seals being declared dead without their bodies being recovered is a little weird right? Why wouldn't they be declared Missing In Action? Is it the military trying to cover up them being killed on a clandestine mission?