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I refuse to touch grass because I vehemently oppose the existence of lawns. Grow food or local plants and stop copying dead aristocrats

Yea that strikes me as a really bad move. Why announce you're "thinking about it"? Either lock him out overnight and strip him of official power fast enough that he can't react or keep your mouth shut. Zelensky may as well be asking to be couped (not victim blaming) if he's behaving like this

Imagine pearl clutching for some ancient inbred royal dipshit. Literal medieval peasant brain. "Oh no won't someone think of the million year old pervert who lived a long life full of luxury one can barely begin to comprehend" Fuck him, fuck his whole family, I hope every single royal gets aggressive untreatable cancer, that's better than they deserve.

TL,DR: I didn't vote for him!

Every song is about beer, trucks, guns, conservative christianity, and white nationalism. It's advertised "for country boys yeehaw" and the average listener has never taken their lifted extended cab duelly off pavement in their life, let alone put anything in the bed aside from the weekly Costco run

"horizontal volunteer organization" sounds like they're loading up the mass graves of the latest batch of Ukrainian conscripts

Fuck I'm glad I don't work somewhere that plays country music anymore, I can't stand pop country it's like driving nails into my ears

You can say that about all pop country artists and have a pretty good chance at being right

I wonder if it was from drinking or if he was one of those guys to chew tobacco and just swallow his spit

Megamind is such a good movie

Camilo Cienfuegos didn't just disappear in 1959, he ran away to Mexico where he changed his name to Fernando, had an intense but brief relationship with Cher, and moved to a small Greek island where they would be reunited years later

Before I stopped using Reddit I got multiple "rEdDiT cArES" messages even after I asked them to stop sending them to me. No idea which comment it was for