FALGSConaut

joined 4 years ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

kinda surprised I made it this far without realizing the super bowl was today

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't have to worry about ever being on/near all those other planets, so earth is the scariest since that's where I am when I get scared.

Edit: plus Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism by definition is in space, so space isn't scary

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

We can have the best of both worlds if we use electric-steam engines!

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

illegal-to-say

Of course that'll just mean it's Kamala continuing the genocide

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

blend of straight whiskeys

I prefer gay whiskeys myself

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haven't watched the tiktok but there are a few parallels to WW1 for sure. For one there's the advancement of weapons technology in colonial wars being used by peer/near-peer combatants in parallel with old tactics to disasterous results (machine guns and artillery in WW1, cheap drones and anti-tank weapons in Ukraine), the aforementioned period of colonial "policing" leading people to drastically misunderstand what modern war entails (look at how war was treated as an adventure prior to WW1 and compare to how the reddit-logo brigades were talking about it), mass media controlled by the ruling class misleading and outright lying to the general population (I'm sure everyone has seen the modern day examples, and for an example for WW1 let me plug a post I made on news coverage on the Battle of the Somme )

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Right when I have to leave for work! ooooooooooooooh

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah gotcha, I knew the green = inexperienced and the military connection, I just haven't heard yellow as an analogy for gaining experience before, just the cowardice connection

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's the marines, their whole existence is a cruel joke on the poor bastards that join up. Also I don't get the part where they turn yellow, is that calling them cowards or something else?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

The Oopsprey? The Marine Masher? Devil Dog Destroyer?

Edit: Crayon-eater Killer? The Grey Weenie? Beriut Barracks Express?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

All I needed was more drugs and a hanged man to investigate and I could have really channeled my inner superstar! (I don't have an inner cop acab)

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yea, that kind of thing is the closest I've been to a mega church. My sister's church (not sure on the exact flavour of protestant but not the anabaptism I was raised in) has the screens, Christian Rock Band™, and the knockoff Starbucks in the lobby that me and my dad clowned on (Jesus would have run them out with a whip...). If I even go somewhere in America with a megachurch I think I have to attend just to see first hand how the American Religion

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