FALGSConaut

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Wtf kind of beans have that much sugar? Are you talking about the cooked brown beans in maple syrup or is there some other sugary bean abomination that I don't know about?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's what I mean, it's better to do the Butlerian Jihad now while it's relatively new than wait until it's fully matured and using hunter-killer drones to hunt down dissidents (yes I'm aware it's already being used for autonomous hunter-killer drones so we're late to that too)

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The sooner the better really, it's only going to get more difficult from here on out

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's one of the things that bothers me most about him specifically. Like all billionaires are soulless ghouls that exist to suck the life out of the working class so they can live lives of unimaginable luxury, but at least they're using their place in the exploitive hierarchy of capital to do things most people can't even dream of.

Musk is such a pathetic loser. If I had his resources there's no way in hell I would be wasting time posting online, let alone buying the website that I post on because I think they're "unfair" or whatever. He's been born into a life that kings and emperors throughout history would be envious of and he's doing this shit

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey just follow me over the wildy ditch with 1m and I'll trim your rune armor

This lady: "Sure sounds legit!"

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I love committing voter fraud. Every election day I do a road trip and see how many times I can vote. My apartment is wallpapered in "I voted" stickers 10 deep. I am responsible for every single Bernie Sanders write-in vote in 2020.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Yea all the mainstream parties in kkkanada suck ass, even the NDP are just Liberals-Lite. It's pathetic

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Exactly what came to mind when I was reading the article. Reality is beyond satire. You have a guy who's arm got blown off and who is fully admiting everyone in his unit is either dead or wounded like him, and he's wondering "Why does no one want to fight anymore?"

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So when amerikkka balkanizes inshallah which states are going full ancapistan? There are some obvious answers like Texas or Florida, but what are the wildcards? Delaware? Georgia?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

side-eye-1 side-eye-2

I'm going to stay out of this struggle session since I eat thin pancakes that my friends call crepes but they're pancakes to me dammit

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh absolutely, it must be blatantly clear they shot the kid if they slip into passive "the child encountered a bullet while mid flight after an officer-involved unholstered firearm event" style of speech

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