FALGSConaut

"I was just killing the people my computer told me to, clearly it's the computer that should be on trial and not me!"

Too bad

Yea they're the cowards that wouldn't (immediately) be targeted and will quietly go along with it until it's the gestapo knocking on their door

Same with my friends. It doesn't help that we like to make it as complicated as possible between the three of us by always swapping who's buying for who and "trading" debt (all in good fun, none of this penny counting venmo bullshit)

I wonder if these ~~festungen~~ "resistance positions" will be easily bypassed, cut off, and encircled?

Again goes to show how fucking incompetent he is. It would be so easy to parlay a bridge collapse into reasons to build a tunnel to replace it. Not having a functioning product or service hasn't stopped him before

It's probably nothing like people keep pocketing pens or something

Oh God his dnd games probably embrace all the worst aspects of "monsterous races being inherently evil" and "good and evil are concrete concepts, and good is when you murder the evil"

There are independent/smaller devs that still carry that tradition

Concerned ape "yes I'm still updating this 8 year old game for free that I sell for $15"

Yup, long hair + cool mustache = more compliments than I've ever gotten before in my life

Kulak literally feels the heat of climate change, colonizes pond and expreses their desire for a sterile pool in place of a wildlife filled pond

I knew right away it was a newt. The sucking, or rather, clenching sensation on my skin had become a surprisingly familiar sensation, given all the amphibians also seeking to reduce their body temperature on this extraordinarily hot day in our watering hole.  

The first time I sensed it as I floated, I absentmindedly felt up my leg for the cause of that curious feeling. I was shocked when I found the slimy, bright green creature. I tore it off and flung it far away with surely unsurvivable vehemence. 

Their first instinct is to throw an animal, good start

I regret doing that as later I learned it was likely endangered.

But not bad you threw it as far as possible, only that it's endangered

Prior to the heat dome, I used to think the effects of climate change on our farm were manageable. I must admit that I did not have a firm grasp on the immediacy and severity of the situation, and I had no idea I would feel it so personally. 

As always no one (in the imperial core) thinks climate change will happen to them, it's one of those things that happens to other people on the news and twitter

I can now swim with creepy crawlies without feeling I have to kill them all, but that is the extent of my increased environmentalism.

They accidentally made a wildlife sanctuary pond to fight fires, and now they act magnanimous about not exterminating it so they don't have to share with various animals

Uncritical support in his quest to leap the bridge. Another truckkk down, unlimited genocide on pointless trucks

In one school I did the national anthem and the Lord's prayer every day, when I moved to another school I was a little confused when we didn't do the Lord's prayer but we still sang the national anthem every day