FALGSConaut

joined 4 years ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I can't wait for Germany to start naming weapons after their victims

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

michael-laugh how the fuck do they manage to lose 12 guys to fucking wasps‽ Absolutely uncritical support to comrade wasps in their fight against the Zionist invaders

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm looking forward to the Facebook event Storm FPC Pensacola, The Can't Stop All of Us

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

It's going to be Herman Cain all over again except Musk is going to be posting "still love the Cybertruck™!" from dead people's twitter accounts

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I dunno, I'd say go wander around where they live but you probably shouldn't go bushwhacking through a panda preserve

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pandas probably since he mentioned them eating bamboo

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

My guess is to avoid mice and other unwelcome critters

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

no police in sight

Oh they're in sight, they're just wearing different uniforms

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I think I would have enjoyed the MCU if I had somehow been perpetually 13 for it's entire existence

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roll that shit into a generation joint

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Ah fair enough, I've paid 0 attention to iPhone development. The last one I had was an iPhone 4 that stopped working when I got it wet lol

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

lmfao wasn't musk claiming to be working on "boat mode" or something equally stupid? And this fucking joke can't even go through a car wash without shorting like an iphone dropped in a pool?

You know what, actually I support this, every cybertruck owner should try to ford the nearest body of water immediately

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