ExtantHuman

joined 4 months ago
[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

But did you hear that Ukraine destroyed 132% of Russia's strategic bombers?

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, as we all learned in the 2007 Michael Bay documentary, robots can in fact pee, and may even choose to do so in a show of dominance.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Surprisingly not. Republicans have a gerrymandered supermajority there.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

And then The Dipshit proceeded to tear up that agreement...and replaced it with nothing. Until this.

Art of the deal. Shoot yourself in the foot then give your opposition everything they want.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How is jock itch cream gender confirming? It's just a fungal infection, doesn't care about your parts.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ohio State House. Not fed

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Good thing we just gutted the FDA who is in charge of testing for and tracking this...

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

In hopes that the term catches on and that author can then write a book about the term they coined...

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, they put a domestic abuser in the oval office

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Democrats keep grasping failure from the jaws of victory. Unforced error.

Also why the actual fuck is that State Congress convened for 7 entire months?!? What is the point of a government that isn't even present for the majority of the year?

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They lived there first. He built a spaceport next door and is now threatening them that he'll be stealing their land.

How is this their fault?

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, what we needed were incentives to arrest even more innocent people for no reason ... Wonderful

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