Evil_Shrubbery

joined 2 years ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

[doctor, speaking with their mouth full] Who do you think took them?

(knowyourmeme)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I was in my late 20s when I realised just how much stress morning stuff is causing me, and had caused me for two decades.
(my solution was just to come to the office at 11 most days & now I also sleep more hours on average, but that's is a separate issue for me)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, yeah, totally, I didn't even detect anything bad with that scenario - my joke-point was centered around/stemmed from the fact that the teacher "was mad" about the outcome.

NSFW/SFW stuff should be part of the general rules of the class or school anyway.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Same - my cinematic value is just like a little dot in the background.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Omg, it isn't, but for a second I imagined that was the shellshock smile :'(.

But I'm sure it was about as horrible.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

"Is this a portion?"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

[jingling in the distance getting nearer] The fap ghoul is gaining on us!!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

... ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the "good" side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain).

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Whatever is the opposite of this answer is what op was looking for.

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