Evil_Shrubbery
The truth:
I was in my late 20s when I realised just how much stress morning stuff is causing me, and had caused me for two decades.
(my solution was just to come to the office at 11 most days & now I also sleep more hours on average, but that's is a separate issue for me)
Oh, yeah, totally, I didn't even detect anything bad with that scenario - my joke-point was centered around/stemmed from the fact that the teacher "was mad" about the outcome.
NSFW/SFW stuff should be part of the general rules of the class or school anyway.
Same - my cinematic value is just like a little dot in the background.
Omg, it isn't, but for a second I imagined that was the shellshock smile :'(.
But I'm sure it was about as horrible.
"Is this a portion?"
[jingling in the distance getting nearer] The fap ghoul is gaining on us!!
... ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the "good" side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain).
Whatever is the opposite of this answer is what op was looking for.
(As a zombie)
[doctor, speaking with their mouth full] Who do you think took them?
(knowyourmeme)