Etterra

joined 7 months ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Scientists: Well, this will cool the planet but it will also reduce crop yields and slow photosynthetic carbon sequestration.

Politicians: Okay, do it, but don't tell anyone or they'll freak out and blame me.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 27 points 3 days ago

Yes, but at least they weren't aborted.

-Republicans

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

Malicious compliance is less funny when it's done by rich corporate assholes.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

That's because their job isn't to insure things. Their job is to make money. That's all for-profit corporations are ever in business to do. They will absolutely bend over backwards to avoid having to pay it out, even if that's their sole purpose for existence.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

I envy this cat so hard.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 27 points 3 days ago

Clovers are far superior to grass. We had them mixed in pretty thoroughly growing up on our brand new property with the shittiest clay dirt imaginable. The farmland it all replaced was undoubtedly packaged and sold somewhere else.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think you win.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

Jean Baptist Pierre Staint Claude IV

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Good, maybe somebody in there hates sex offenders enough to take steps.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 3 days ago

You had ONE job!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 24 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I already can't say what I really think about politicians and CEOs without getting banned from comments all over the place, so didn't preach to me about censorship. I'm already chest deep in this shit.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

Dog: hahaha I tricked you all so fucking good!

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