Etterra

Translation: greedy people want to greed harder.

Hmm, there's one fly inside this skyscraper. Better tear the while damned thing down, I guess.

Scientists: Well, this will cool the planet but it will also reduce crop yields and slow photosynthetic carbon sequestration.

Politicians: Okay, do it, but don't tell anyone or they'll freak out and blame me.

Yes, but at least they weren't aborted.

-Republicans

Malicious compliance is less funny when it's done by rich corporate assholes.

That's because their job isn't to insure things. Their job is to make money. That's all for-profit corporations are ever in business to do. They will absolutely bend over backwards to avoid having to pay it out, even if that's their sole purpose for existence.

I envy this cat so hard.

Clovers are far superior to grass. We had them mixed in pretty thoroughly growing up on our brand new property with the shittiest clay dirt imaginable. The farmland it all replaced was undoubtedly packaged and sold somewhere else.

I think you win.

Jean Baptist Pierre Staint Claude IV

Good, maybe somebody in there hates sex offenders enough to take steps.

You had ONE job!