Epicurus0319

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[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.

One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka(TM) police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Everyone knows the real shape of the Earth is a cube

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Lol they can’t even make stuff like that yet

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, Jack the Ripper. What a brutal way to die, castrated with a knife

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

So basically… plastics are the new wood? Surface-dwelling sea creatures suffered from ingesting ”microfibers?”

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

True, it takes 28 days for the moon to orbit us and yet only one of our months is actually 28 days long (and even then it's 29 if the year's a multiple of 4). Every other month is either 30 or 31 days long.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

If only Rosalind had found it out this way, instead of all that radiation giving her cancer

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe they’re also bickering and arguing about who killed who in the Guejenjdjja-Otoenenjda conflict, taking place in the desert of purple sand, with very geographically-literate Ghdisixoosbdbjzoakan college students obnoxiously cosplaying it in the quads

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

According to the drake equation we’re looking at at least a few million planets with at least ordinary carbon-and-water-based life in this galaxy alone- and in such an unimaginably huge place as even the galaxy (never mind UNIVERSE) there’s bound to be at least 2 of everything, including sentient species.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“Yo Abraham, please kill your son- PSYCH! I can’t believe you almost did that”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

It sets you on fire and makes any flammable blocks catch fire

 

They explode when rained on or when they come into contact with water or enter a jungle biome (humidity), and drop bananas when killed

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz to c/shittymcsuggestions@sopuli.xyz
 

Your worlds start out with normal biomes and climates. But as more and more items are smelted using coal or charcoal, the save’s Overworld dimension will gradually change over time like so:

  • Grass in plains biomes will get browner and browner (and eventually die altogether
  • Corals in warm ocean biomes start dying
  • Rains become shorter and less frequent
  • River levels slowly drop
  • Snowy mountains become windswept hill biomes and all the snowy taigas become regular taigas (and then burst into flame of course)
  • A new weather effect will be added called “heatwave”. During this, all the small water bodies will evaporate, grass and farmland blocks start randomly converting into coarse dirt (rip cpu lol) and you will catch fire if exposed to sunlight without a helmet, much like zombies and skeletons.

The only way to stop all of this is to completely stop using coal or any wood-based fuels, and instead switch to using things like kelp blocks, blaze rods and lava. Once you’ve done that, you can start removing the excess carbon dioxide from the air by spamming trees everywhere; as you do this you’ll notice everything start going back to normal- but you better not plant too many or you’ll get an ice age.

 

Because those computers have no WINDOWS lmao

If you played on a mac or linux pc and a world had glass panes in it before the update, they will be replaced with a new block called the “BSOD”, which has an aquamarine texture with a sideways sad face on each side. Trying to break or build on this block gives you a beach ball of death followed by a transparent kernel panic screen of death for macs, and a black log screen of death for linux PCs.

And remove apples from the windows and linux versions too

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