0-0. Lawyers are victorious.
“I’ve fallen but I CAN get up”
There are some that make fun of this trope among the ones other than the well-known 096, 4666 and 682. like the joke scp “SCP-WTF-J” (whose entry is self-contradictory, needlessly complex and was likely just a prank by Dr. Bright) and the one I forget with Dr. Safe’s Safe safe, Dr. Euclid’s Euclid Safe, Drs. Safe, Euclid and Keter’s Keter safe and the Thaumiel-class thawed meals that keep the Keter safe as safe as Dr. Safe’s Safe safe
It’s incredibly well-funded and has more ears in places and tricks up its sleeve than the CIA.
It also has stories from its Japanese and Italian branches, and in the early days of the war in Ukraine I remember seeing a wiki post by one of their Ukraine-based authors about the possibility of the invasion inspiring a few future “SCP-XYZ-UA” stories. Baba Yaga (a creature from Russian folklore) is also an SCP.
I’d like to preserve my few remaining brain cells
Smartest and most grass-touching climate change denier.
How often can you go outside if you’re over 60 and spend most of your waking life on facebook and twitter bitching about plastic dolls, pride month, black mermaids and “evil transgenders!!!”?
The original r/antiwork user
I use fabric with shaders, usually play single player (and occasionally join SMPs)
Yes, I remember viewing these with my lumia windows phone in 2014, when I was 10
holy hell
Now we have to dig a bunch of long human trafficking tunnels like the ones under the US-Mexico border