Epicurus0319

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[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah I agree, the Switch family in general are mostly meant to play official games like Zelda, DK and Mario whose older incarnations were also designed for other small consoles that ran on battery power, and not-so-demanding third-party games that can be played without connection to power like Minecraft BE. They’re like a modern DS with a bigger screen that you can connect to a TV and play with detachable controllers, and never pretended to be anything more.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I plan on letting scientific curiosity get the better of me and licking one of my Switch games to test their apparently ghastly taste

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or how that compares to my mom’s frustration when she got stuck on a really hard Donkey Kong Country level on the family switch’s retro emulator app and died a lot. (She’s really scary when angry, especially if it’s from playing difficult games)

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

With homophobia headed for the hospice in most US cities and suburbs (and even a few rural areas), the right is desperate for a new scapegoat and think they can give their dying party another lease on life by accusing transgenders of grooming and then accusing all who try to defend the accused of the same failing- just like they did in the late 2000s, when people first started realizing that 2 consenting guys or 2 consenting girls getting it on isn’t “unnatural” or “icky”

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

He forgot to count to 3 and then lobest thy holy hand grenade of Antioch

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“If you go far enough left, you’ll find yourself turn right.” ~ Doc Hudson

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Was just playing The Sims 4 on my PC.

I also just got a Switch OLED, which will arrive by mail in a few days (delayed due to almost being sold out). I’ve also gotten cartridges of Breath of the Wild and Minecraft Dungeons for it so I’m excited.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Only a few days younger than me

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

This will be my pumpkin design this halloween

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And Alaskans and inuits could make it through a summer without the ground melting and swallowing their towns

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Stores at 12AM on November 1st:

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