Epicurus0319

joined 2 years ago
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[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Despite usually being one himself

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Now it’s down to just the low-effort memes, ”religious people bad”/“reddit good everywhere else bad” circlejerks, unhelpful advice, and edgy 14 year olds who just discovered politics, thinking homophobia and fragile masculinity are “based” and that they’re communist because they hate their home country because something something pronouns, know 2 russian words (both obscenities), have been playing too many WW2-themed games and say comrade every 4 seconds all despite coming from money themselves and supporting a war being waged by a far-right regime.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

You were the exception not the rule unfortunately

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (19 children)

But hey, at least they didn’t give it a set end date; from the very start of their “strike” the reddit mods straight up admitted that they couldn’t stay away from their unpaid powertrips and leave their octogenerian mothers’ basements for more than 2 days, and instantly folded at a single empty threat to take away the only thing in their lives that’ll ever give them purpose and make them feel like they wield power over others.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Damn. Are there any stories about how the Plains natives fared with tornadoes and golf-ball sized hail?

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They just died in massive numbers. There was no way to predict an ocean being sprayed on your head at then-unimaginable wind speeds.

And it wasn’t just these Caribbean hurricanes; the PNW ”Big One” magnitude 8 earthquake of 1700, whose tsunamis were felt all the way in Japan that year, lowered forests into lakes and the sea, and indigenous legends tell stories of whole villages from Vancouver Island to what is now Olympia getting obliterated by tsunamis without a trace, or just lowered into the sound completely. Not to mention the 1755 Lisbon earthquake that ended with basically the whole city having to be rebuilt, and Mt. Vesuvius erupting in the first century.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like to call it the “2023 Userbase Alienation Olympics”

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Just got No Mans Sky for my Switch, having to update every time I insert the cartridge is a bit annoying but it’s so much better experienced on a console than on a computer.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

The average catholic church makes redditors look like they can be trusted to live within 300ft of a school

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Going back to their roots

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

Persecution complex much?

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