Ensign_Crab

Dude's gonna start world war III to distract from how he rapes children.

BREAKING: epstein files still not released.

Getting into office made it safe for him to take the mask off. His stroke had nothing to do with it.

The general election is over, and it is no longer necessary to defend the contents of that list, to include Kamala Harris.

They don't want the needle moving to the left. So she was just shy of absolute perfection and was failed by the villainous electorate.

Poaching at least implies a living creature.

pushing Clinton under the bus for the better good, as they should

They can throw people who aren't vulnerable minorities under there?

liberals to fight with each other.

Liberals don't fight each other. They fight the left. Liberals are in perfect lockstep: they want republican votes so badly that they will throw any minority under the bus and back up over them as many times as they think it will take.

Another standard issue centrist caring more about games than human rights.

Came here for this cover of this song.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a borzoi?

See, I didn't see "slappers only" as a requirement, considering that the dudes in the cave painting were usin' spears.

I mean, is this just an impromptu gorilla fight, or do we get to plan?