EnsignWashout

if some dumb competitor tries to beat you by using humans, you just buy them out and fire all their humans!

This is the way.

That would be one hell of a recruiting move, for any deity that feels low on converts.

My Doctor Who is on DVD, so I'm still game.

I assumed everyone else had pirated it all, by now, after the latest licensing screwiness

if they want a document printed they just go out to some print shop.

In fairness, it can be expensive to stock the holy water necessary to fend off the demons that inhabit all printers.

I text my friends. I assume that everyone else just thinks I died.

The move between seeing “your brother in law took the kids to the zoo” to “your brother in law liked this trash article” was such a jarring transition.

It was awful.

"Oh, look. He's a little bit racist. Now I get to know that. Thanks Facebook."

Exactly! If I'm not clutching the mute button for dear life, an I really having a relaxing movie night?

Yes. It's been a few years since I countered a video game that didn't have separate volume sliders for dialog, for music, and for all others sounds.

I'll wait and see if they can add some AI to it. But if they can, I'll invest my entire life savings.

I see you subscribe to the Wolfwood school of pacifism: "I didn't kill anyone!"

Yes. Web apps existed before JavaScript.

Yes. That's what AI actually adds - plausible deniability.